CONDITIONAL GAME (just for very clever)

Studing English I've come across this difficult grammar section:- 1° – 2° – 3° conditional. Aldough I find the first conditional pretty easy I can't say the same forthe 2° and the 3°..
Let's start with some examples:
First conditional: IF I HAVETIME, I'LL GO THERE or  IF I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WON'T HAVE A HEADEACHE
Second conditional:- IF I HAD TINME, I WOULD GO THERE or IF I DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A HEADACHE
Third conditional:- IF I HAD HAD TIME, I WOULD HAVE GONE THERE or IF I HADN'T DRUNK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A HEADACHE
 
Now, the game consists in write the first part of a phrase and complete the previous half
example:-
 
If I have time…

if the penny I found, had been yours , I would be able to return it to you.

If your penny is mine , 

if my penny is yours, you wiil take it and go to find another fool who gives you pence

If you meet such a fool…............

If I met such a full, maybe It would be you or someone else.

If you were joined earth hour,................

If I were joined earth hour, people would laugh at me cauz I live in a small town in  India and we have ragular cuts for 4 to 5 hrs. per day even though we have two Thermal Plants in our district.

What If you were God for a day…....

If I were a God, It would not be happenned because he is the most powerful.

If you were be my desciple,.....

If I were your disciple, I would too spell it desciple.

Had you been your opposite sex,...

If hens could fly, ...it would be more difficoult to get them..

If there were no holidays to celebrate..

Hi Katya

If lovers never quarrelled, ...life would be too flat!

If the moon were no so beautiful..