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Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a chemist. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts"<!- google_ad_section_end ->

08:59 PM Jan 29 2010 |

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Saudi Arabia

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09:29 PM Jan 29 2010 |



United States

Lol xD

09:40 AM Feb 03 2010 |

Crystal Eyes

Saudi Arabia



Good one!!!

01:09 PM Feb 03 2010 |




a joke (from cupboard…) A husband and wife were doing their grocery shopping. The man picked up a case of beer and stuck in into the shopping trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked the wife.

"They're on sale, only £10.00 for 24 cans", he said.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," said the wife and, they continued shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picked up a £20.00 jar of face cream and put it into the trolley.

"Whoa, what do you think you're doing?" asked the man.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she said.

The man replied "So do 24 cans of beer and they’re only half the price." <!- / message ->

03:32 PM Feb 06 2010 |




A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol station.
She tells the mechanic that it died back a long the road.
After he works on it for a few minutes he gets it going.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just ** in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' <!- / message ->

12:20 PM Feb 07 2010 |