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Interesting Dictionary ..

lolita_lempicka

Yemen

DEFINITIONS OF A FEW WORDS AT LAST MADE CLEAR   COMMITTEE:  
Individuals
who can  do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be  done
together 


 
 DOCTOR:  
A person
who  kills
your ills
by pills,
and may even kill 
 you  with his bills    
 
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of  tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the  other! 

MARRIAGE:
It's an  agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman  gains her master 
 
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting  Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of  students
without passing through the minds
of either  
 
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one  man
multiplied by the
number present 

COMPROMISE:
The art of  dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the  biggest piece 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by  which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine  water-power! 
 
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce  comes
before marriage 
 
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where  everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later  on 
 
CLASSIC:
A book
which people  praise,
but never read 

SMILE:
A curve
that can  set
a lot of things straight!   
OFFICE:
A place
where you can  relax
after your strenuous
home life  
ETC:
A sign
to make others  believe
that you know
more than
you actually do  
 Â  
  
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men  give
to their
Mistakes 
 
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to  bring an end
to all
inventions  
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who  torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when  dead 
 
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who  starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a  river  
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while  falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED  YET!" 
 
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says  that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first  letter
in OPPORTUNITY 
 
MISER:
A person
who lives  poor
so that
he can die RICH
  
FATHER:
A banker
provided  by
nature 

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no  different
from the other,
unless he gets caught 
 
BOSS:
Someone
who is  early
when you are late
and late
when you are early  
 

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your  hand
before elections
and your  Confidence
Later

12:01 PM Dec 27 2010 |

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dhouha89

dhouha89

Tunisia

loooooooool,absolutely true.thx for sharing :)

03:25 PM Dec 27 2010 |

lolita_lempicka

Yemen

you all welocme :)

..

jo some day we will talk face to face surly who knows!!

..

Irene ..thats what atomic bomb does lool

11:47 AM Dec 28 2010 |

Atlas Lion

Atlas Lion

United Arab Emirates

MARRIAGE:
It's an  agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman  gains her master 

 

I liked it So much !!!!

12:55 PM Jan 02 2011 |

BittersweeT

Germany

Very funnyy and interesting.i liked all of them.thanks alot

12:04 PM Jan 04 2011 |

weah44

weah44

Sudan

waaaw ,  they are  really  expressive  and  funny  ,  but  they  are  true  meanings  .

thank  you  so  much  lolita

i really like  those  meaning  and  i  get  copy  from  it  .  thanks  again    Laughing

09:19 PM Jan 04 2011 |

lolita_lempicka

Yemen

Bitter sweet & Weah44 you most welcom :)

08:23 AM Jan 05 2011 |

weah44

weah44

Sudan

waaw .  it  is  really  intersting  and  usefull  too  .  i  like  this dictionary coz  itt  shows  the  real  meaning of  the  world  in other  word  it  shows meaning  other  than  that  you  find  in  language. i save  it  coz  i  like  special  things


thanks

04:52 PM May 25 2011 |