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monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

every day I recieve a new  joke in my email

and would like to share it with you friend s , ok Wink , .you can do the same ,

here is the first one  :

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 

 

01:53 PM Apr 10 2008 |

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monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

09:46 AM Apr 11 2008 |

abdou 123

abdou 123

Algeria

good .for the tow thank u

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah

09:52 AM Apr 11 2008 |

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert." The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

 

06:41 PM Apr 12 2008 |

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

The First 3 Years of Marriage

  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

01:42 PM Apr 13 2008 |

Jane Doe

Jane Doe

Indonesia

lol the Albert one is funny

 

02:58 PM Apr 13 2008 |

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

01:45 PM Apr 14 2008 |

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

:D funy jokes
thank you ;)
read these nice question :
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”?
A: The letter ” I ”
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)
Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay)
Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why)

03:53 PM Apr 15 2008 |

magicgirl5

magicgirl5

Ukraine

cool!!!!!!!!!!

02:34 PM Apr 16 2008 |

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

BRIDGE TO HAWAII
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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the sixth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!” The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete…how much steel!! No, think of another wish.” So the man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women….know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment….know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’....know how to make them truly happy….”
The genie said, “You want that bridge two lanes or four?”

02:29 PM Apr 18 2008 |

Edward hu

Edward hu

China

funny

07:46 AM Apr 20 2008 |