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Life Talk!

Share ur most humorous joke. :)

Veezhta

Veezhta

India

Hey Friends,

Hope to hear ur  jokes…

 

What's an ATTITUTE??

Three Ants saw an elephant coming…

1st Ant: We will kill him…

2nd Ant: We will break his leg…

3rd Ant: Leave him dude, he is alone and we are three so that won't be fair…

 

09:40 AM Feb 07 2007 |

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porfisces

Mexico

the teacher tell to the naughty boy :

why don´t you approve the  exam?

Well my sweet Miss, "someone have to sacrifice"

11:34 PM Jul 13 2007 |

danny_lary

danny_lary

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

09:39 AM Aug 18 2007 |

zeus2006

zeus2006Super Member!

Turkey

Hi friends,

thanks for your jokes.a real joke is from me,too.

one day me and my friends wanted to make a joke and we made,it was like this:

a friends of mine called a phone number which we create and wanted to speak with Adem and a woman voice from other side told there wasn't a person like that here.After one hour another friend of mine called same phone number and she wanted to speak with Adem and again that woman told same thing.We made it from morning time to evening time at the end of the day I called that phone number and I told This was Adem who called me today?wooowwwww that woman told me all the bad words which she knew…..ofcourse at that time I was teenage and I know it was mad and nobody have any right to disturb someone like this…..

The day after I called her morning time to apologize :( :)

Be happy and healthy.Take care.Zeus:) Please don't try it OK!

12:50 PM Aug 18 2007 |

spasmodic

China

joke can make you laugh and meanwhile relax yourself it's good!

02:55 PM Aug 19 2007 |

Lily :)

Lily :)

Russian Federation

Nu Pogodi, thanks! Vovochka jokes, short and funny! Nice)))

12:31 AM Aug 26 2007 |

sweety_bubbly

India

There was a man called danny.he was a stupid man.One day he went to purchase one fridge.he called shopekeeper n asked

danny:hello my name s danny.i want one refrigerator

shopkeeper:ok danny which one u want

danny:how much is this refrigerator?

shopkeeper:which,this one?

danny:yeap?

shopkeeper:sorry,i we wont send this to you danny

danny:oh oh why …hmmm ok no need

then danny went back his house n changed his dress like a women n came back to the shope to purchase the refrigerator.he called the shopekeeper again and asked

danny:hello my name is susain i want one refigerator

shopekeeper:whch one u want madam

danny:i want that refrigerator

shopkeeper:that one?

danny:yeap!!!

shopkeeper:we wont sail this to u danny!!!

danny:how do you know that its me-—danny

shopkeeper:danny,thats not refrigerator thats a washingmachine u fooooooooool 

09:32 AM Sep 02 2007 |

danny_lary

danny_lary

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

It seems that this wild cat really doesn't like me at all ??!!!!

01:59 PM Sep 02 2007 |

sweety_bubbly

India

oh oh now i got….............i nevr meant u danny.hmmmm why u misunderstand like that.okey

FIRNDS THE CHARACTER IN MY JOKE IS NOT DANNY CHANGE THAT TO SWEETY BUBBLYFrown

07:46 AM Sep 03 2007 |