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Life Talk!

a very faithful wife!!!

osesame

osesame

Egypt



A WOMAN come with her husband to a doctor clinic, and after a precise check
The doctor talk to the wife aside and said: ur husband suffer from severe frustration coz of stress at work and home and if u relieve him, no doubt he will die!!
Then he start to explain what should to do……
Let him wake up whenever he wish in the day,
Be smile all the day and don't object him,
Care for his good mode,
Prepare for him light and delicious meals,
And at evening, prepare a wonderful dinner,
And not disturb him with any problems in the house,
Wear new clothes every night,
Make a massage for his nick and shoulders with lavender to remove his cares,
Encourage him to watch sports on TV,
Play with him any time and any pace,
Don't refuse any request from him,
And he ended his words with if u endure on that for one year, I assure to u that he will restore his healthy
And when the couples get out of the clinic,
The husband asked his wife : what did he say to u?
The wife replied:

He said

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


U will…………die


07:45 AM Nov 19 2008 |

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osesame

osesame

Egypt

NOT his wish but hers…....Wink

08:10 AM Nov 19 2008 |

spontan

spontan

Germany

yes that the best  medicine for all men the good doctor is a wise manInnocent

oh yuna i hope for your husbund, you will change your meaning.

01:33 PM Nov 19 2008 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

lynx, it is a joke man…. Wink   she prefered die to do all that things…it is hard things to her….Laughing...
yuna, of course she will regret…u r right…and don't lestin to spontan words…Surprised...

spontan, r u dreaming with the doctors words?!!!!!Innocent

01:42 PM Nov 19 2008 |

şerifeolgun

Turkey

if ı were this woman, ı do everything for live my husband. because man understand lately that husband or wife is very valuable. my husband is in belgium now. and ı miss him very much.

01:57 PM Nov 19 2008 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

serifeo, u r realy fauthful wife…not she….but take care it is a joke…0.

02:07 PM Nov 19 2008 |

spontan

spontan

Germany

yes you are right osesame i will give the doctor advice to my wife…but i knew her answer after 30 years …and the follow is i must do this or that,we call this in our culture i have a emancipated wife.Cool

therefore i prefer to dream, its good for my inside…and a quite easy going life as husband!Innocent

03:57 PM Nov 19 2008 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

spontan, then u r married?.....or not yet…
if not then take care…

07:21 AM Nov 20 2008 |

spontan

spontan

Germany

hi petcharat,hi osesame

i think i must not take much care,we are still married,she fall once in love i a dreamer and i fall once in love in a always busy women so we know what is for the other  important,everybody has her/his free space…but when i let her read the doctor advices i provocate her…and she came busy in my com fortable free space and would make me busyFrown

10:53 AM Nov 20 2008 |

spontan

spontan

Germany

hi yuna, i think we both take care of each other, is only sometimes funny for others to see how we do this…therefore i like the exaggerated doctor advice.

yes i think we both pray for a long life to the other not for the death, we have our reasons.Smile

12:09 PM Nov 20 2008 |

NabilaSh

NabilaSh

Syrian Arab Republic

hahaahha , funny comments. i think ther are a lot of woman do that . and know some of themInnocent.. maybe the husbands would do that in other side…Wink

12:29 PM Nov 20 2008 |