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Hi,

how are you Dear friends?

As you know one of the best ways to practice English is reading the texts,if you read a text & it would be funny ,it will be so useful time for you.

hope all of you, enjoy the jokes which I will write them here.

have a nice time.

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got it . thanks for your jokes..best wishes.

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How are you Dear LUZMA?

Thnaks for your comment here.

I like to make the others happy as much as I can.

Hope you and others can enjoy the jockes.

have a nice time.

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Hi,

How are you dear mongo?

thanks for your comment here.

 Your welcome.

hope you & others enjoy them.

have a great time.

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THE MATCHA

man took his wife to see a football match in which their son playing.

- "What is the object of the game?" she asked.

- "The object is to put the ball in the net,"answered her husband.

-"Surely it will be easier if they don't stop each other and don't get in each other's way."

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Hi,

An old man asked his ten-year old son,what his first act would be if he were elected President of the country.

The youngster replied," I have voters heads examined."

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creative father.. lol.

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How are you Dear mongo?

Thanks for your comment.

Sure he is.

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THE SERVANT

A woman telephoned her doctor,and a servant answered the phone.

   " Can I speak to Dr.Russel?I want him to come to our house very soon."

   "I'm sorry, Madam,the doctor is out."

   "Oh! My little boy has swallowed a pen.when will the doctor be in?"

   "I'm afraid,Madam,he won't be in for two or three hours."

   "For three  hours!" cried the woman."What shall I do till then?"

   "You can use a Pencil,madam."

lol

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Hi

thank you sina

i like all

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