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Wife's mobile number

osesame

osesame

Egypt

A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as ‘My life’


After 1 year of marriage he changed the number to ‘My Wife’


After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to ‘Home’


After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to ‘Hitler’


After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to ‘Wrong Number’Wink


 


SORRY FOR ALL WIVES AND ALSO FUTURE WIVES …BUT THIS IS THE LIFESurprised

11:37 AM Jul 28 2011 |

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sara70

sara70

Saudi Arabia

if the man do this thing


im sure his wife is gonna do the same



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so sorry husbands this is the life 


deal with it


looool

01:28 PM Jul 28 2011 |

Lizaza

Lizaza

Belarus

hahahahaLaughing


01:52 PM Jul 28 2011 |

laibzahra

laibzahra

Algeria

hahahaha….


very funny…

02:21 PM Jul 28 2011 |

Rockyy01

Rockyy01

Pakistan

Hmmm… :)
Nice Joke… :)
I’d like to add more smiles… ;)
(I HOPE NO ONE WOULD MIND ANY OF THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS…)















































But It’s still a Beautiful… Pure… & Supporting Relation…
Men & Women… both are not complete without each other…










I wish everyone a Happy Marriage Life… :)

& I CURIOUSLY PRAY FOR ME TO HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFE… :(

Stay Blessed…
If you’re not married…
& If you’re married…
You’re blessed… :)

05:23 PM Jul 28 2011 |

Rockyy01

Rockyy01

Pakistan

Hahaha…
My Dear Cranberry… :)

Making mistakes yourself isn’t necessary to gain Experience…
WE CAN GAIN EXPERIENCE BY OTHER’S MISTAKES TOO… ;)

& the truth is in the end of my post… :)
It’s a BLESSED RELATION… :)

Take Care…
Stay Blessed… :)

11:32 AM Jul 29 2011 |

lilisay

Turkey

i  agree with you Sara 70 :)

10:01 AM Jul 30 2011 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

Rocky,


I’ll say to u when u will marry ( as all me say to each other at that moment) WELCOME JOINING TO IDIOT CLUBSurprised


SARA, LILI


i don’t think soTongue out



05:16 AM Jul 31 2011 |

Rockyy01

Rockyy01

Pakistan

Haha… My Dear Osesome… :)
It’s nice till it’s a joke… :)

But the fact is that according to me it’s a beautiful beautiful Relation…
& Relations depend upun you & them… who have to perform relations…
If anyone performs bad…
then Relation shouldn’t be called bad… :)

We all are here in this World…
JUST CUZ OF THIS BEAUTIFUL & HOLY RELATION… :)

& Our Religion says us to respect… protect… love… & take care of our wives…
Cuz they’re supposed to be the Mother of our kids…
& when ALMIGHTY ALLAH & Our Beloved Prophet Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him…) declared them as ‘DESERVING RESPECT & LOVE…’
Then who are us not to respect or not to love them…

All the Women are Respectable cuz they are the Future Mothers…
& Mother…
IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
& THE HOLIEST RELATION & CHARACTER AMONG ALL THE RELATIONS
& According to Our Beloved Prophet Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him…)
A MOTHER DESERVES A KID’S LOVE 3 TIMES MORE THAN A FATHER… :)

Take Care…
I hope all of men to take care… respect… Love… & protect their wives… :)
Stay Blessed…

11:50 AM Jul 31 2011 |

Rockyy01

Rockyy01

Pakistan

No My Dear Criz… ;)
It’s Mairock… haha… :)

03:46 PM Jul 31 2011 |

Sarah Morad

Palestinian Territory, Occupied

thx soo much to osesame it is so funny and thanks soo much to rocky the pics are soo crazy – nice and funny i hope more from all of u 

09:35 PM Jul 31 2011 |