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Life Talk!

Relationships

Irene Forever

Ukraine


RELATIONSHIPS
 

RELATIONSHIP MATHEMATICS
   
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
   
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH    
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
   
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 

HAPPINESS
   
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY  


 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



MEMORY


Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.



APPEARANCE


   
Men wake up as good-looking (or ugly) as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


   
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


   
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


COMPREHENSION 


There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman : before marriage and after marriage.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


   
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, cackling and poking me in the ribs, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
MARRIAGE, BEFORE AND AFTER    
Before marriage, man yearns for the woman of his dreams.  After marriage, the “y” is silent.


WHAT TO DO? TO LAUGH OR TO CRY? :)

06:39 PM Jan 11 2013 |

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Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

HaHa!


I had read some of them already but not all of them!


Thank you for sharing!:)


I want to correct this one :


A man has the last word in any argument with his wife!


He says “OK”!:))

06:57 PM Jan 11 2013 |

Irene Forever

Ukraine

Mahtab, a clever man often agree with his wife because he doesn’t want to become deaf.:) And even if he doesn’t come to agreement , he pretends to be so sweet by answering “OK”.:)

09:09 PM Jan 12 2013 |

Irene Forever

Ukraine

Nu Pogodi, you know, I agree with you. It can be strange that a woman says it, but really, poor men who have wives.:)))

09:11 PM Jan 12 2013 |

Sheiklaw

Germany

i love u too

01:15 PM Jan 15 2013 |

Irene Forever

Ukraine

Nu Pogodi, thanks for the funny video.

02:38 PM Jan 15 2013 |

Irene Forever

Ukraine

Ryo, thank for sharing your ideas about realtionships.


Marriage can’t be a derect reason of death, but it can be a circumstantial one.

02:41 PM Jan 15 2013 |

Irene Forever

Ukraine

Sheiklaw , it’s great to love. I hope your love is mutual.

02:43 PM Jan 15 2013 |

ryanman

Nigeria

tanks i am not veri gud at engrish but i beleev in thus post veri musch

03:59 PM Jan 15 2013 |

REENA

India

the marriage is a bond between husband or wife which is totally based on trust


09:29 AM Jan 18 2013 |

Rockyy01

Rockyy01

Pakistan

Hahaha… nice my dear Irene…
I wish the equation I have in my mind for my love…
She’d have this same in her heart as well…
Love + Love = Love…

03:56 PM Jan 18 2013 |