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List of Chat Acronyms & Text Shorthand

List of Chat Acronyms & Text Shorthand

Date: Jan 02 2015

Topic: Idioms and Slang

Author: albasel1975

Lesson

These abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other.

Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"

  • !I have a comment
  • *$Starbucks
  • **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge
  • ,!!!!Talk to the hand
  • 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
  • 10QThank you
  • 1174Nude club
  • 121One to one
  • 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
  • 14it refers to the fourteen words
  • 143I love you
  • 1432I Love You Too
  • 14AA41One for All and All for One
  • 182I hate you
  • 187it means murder/ homicide
  • 190 hand
  • 1dafulit means wonderful
  • 2it means to, too, two
  • 20Location
  • 24/7Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
  • 2bTo be
  • 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
  • 2b@To Be At
  • 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
  • 2B~not2BTo be or not to be
  • 2d4To die for
  • 2dayToday
  • 2DLooToodle oo
  • 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
  • 2G2BTToo Good To Be True
  • 2moroTomorrow
  • 2niteTonight
  • 2QTToo Cute
  • 2U2To You Too
  • 303Mom
  • 4For, Four
  • 404I haven't a clue
  • 411Information
  • 420Marijuana
  • 459I love you
  • 4COLFor Crying Out Loud
  • 4eForever
  • 4EAEForEver And Ever
  • 4evaForever
  • 4everForever
  • 4NRForeigner
  • 4QF*** You
  • 511Too much information
  • 53XSex
  • 5FS5 Finger Salute
  • 747Let's Fly
  • 8it means ate, it also refers to oral sex
  • 831I Love You
  • 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
  • 88Hugs and kisses
  • 8tit means it
  • 9Parent is watching
  • 99Parent is no longer watching
  • ::poof::I'm gone
  • <3it's a heart
  • ?I have a question
  • ?^Hook up?
  • @it means at
  • @+French equivalent of CUL8R
  • @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
  • A/NAuthor's Note
  • A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
  • A2DAgree to Disagree
  • A3Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
  • AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
  • AAKAsleep At Keyboard
  • AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
  • AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
  • AARAt Any Rate
  • AAR8At Any Rate
  • AASAlive And Smiling
  • AATKAlways At The Keyboard
  • AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
  • ABAss Backwards -or- Ah Bless
  • ab/abtabout
  • ABCAlways Be Creating -or- Collaborating -or- Communicating
  • ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  • ABKAlways Be Knolling
  • ABT2About To
  • ACDAlt Control Delete
  • ACEAccess Control Entry
  • ACKAcknowledgement
  • ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
  • ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
  • ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
  • addAddress
  • addyaddress
  • ADIDASAll Day I Dream About Sex
  • ADIHAnother Day In Hell
  • ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
  • ADMAye Dios Mio
  • ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
  • ADRAddress
  • ADVDAdvised
  • AEAPAs Early As Possible
  • AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
  • AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  • AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
  • AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
  • AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
  • AFAIKAs Far As I Know
  • AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
  • AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
  • AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
  • AFAPAs Far As Possible
  • AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
  • AFCAway From Computer
  • AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
  • AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
  • AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
  • AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  • AFJApril Fools Joke
  • AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
  • AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
  • AFTAbout F***ing Time
  • AFUAll F***ed Up
  • AFWAway From Window
  • AFZAcronym Free Zone
  • AGBAlmost Good Bridge
  • AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
  • AIArtificial Intelligence -or- As If
  • AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
  • aightall right
  • AIHAs It Happens
  • AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
  • AIMPAlways In My Prayers
  • AISBAs I Said Before
  • AISEAs I Said Earlier
  • AISIAs I See It
  • AITRAdult In The Room
  • AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
  • ALAPAs Late As Possible
  • alconAll Concerned
  • ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
  • ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  • ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
  • ALWAin't Life Wonderful
  • AMAAsk Me Anything
  • AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
  • AMBWAll My Best Wishes
  • AMFAdios Mother F***er
  • AMLAll My Love
  • AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
  • ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
  • ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
  • ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
  • AOASAll Of A Sudden
  • AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
  • AONApropos Of Nothing
  • AORAgency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock
  • AOYPAngel On Your Pillow
  • APApple Pie
  • APACAsia-Pacific
  • ARAction Required
  • ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
  • ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
  • ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
  • ASAPAs Soon As Possible
  • ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
  • ASLAge/Sex/Location
  • ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
  • ATABAin't That A Bitch
  • ATCAny Two Cards
  • ATMAt The Moment, Asynchronous Transfer Mode, Automated Teller Machine
  • ATSLAlong The Same Line
  • ATSTAt The Same Time
  • ATWAll The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend
  • ATWDAgree That We Disagree
  • AUNTAnd U Know This
  • AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
  • AWCAfter While, Crocodile
  • AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
  • AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
  • AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
  • AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
  • AWOLAbsent Without Leave
  • AWTTWA Word To The Wise
  • axit means across
  • AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
  • AYCEAll You Can Eat
  • AYFKMWTSAre You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**
  • AYKAs You Know
  • AYMMAre You My Mother
  • AYORAt Your Own Risk
  • AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
  • AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
  • AYVAre You Vertical?
  • BBe
  • B&EBreaking & Entering
  • B&FBack and Forth
  • B/CBecause
  • B/WBetween
  • B2ABusiness-to-Anyone
  • B2BBusiness-to-Business
  • B2B2CBusiness-to-Business-to-Consumer
  • B2CBusiness-to-Consumer
  • B2DBusiness-to-Distributor
  • B2EBusiness-to-Employee
  • B2GBusiness-to-Government
  • B4Before
  • B4NBye For Now
  • B4UBefore You
  • B4YKIBefore You Know It
  • B@U or BAK@UBack at You
  • BABYBeing Annoyed By You
  • BACBad Ass Chick
  • BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
  • BAKBack At Keyboard
  • BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
  • bananait means penis
  • BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
  • BAUBusiness As Usual
  • BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be
  • BB4NBye Bye for Now
  • BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
  • BBBGBye Bye Be Good
  • BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
  • BBFNBye Bye for Now
  • BBIABBe Back In A Bit
  • BBIAFBe Back In A Few
  • BBIASBe Back In A Sec
  • BBIAWBe Back In A While
  • BBLBe Back Later
  • BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBQBar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
  • BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
  • BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
  • BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
  • BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
  • BBTBe Back Tomorrow
  • BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
  • BCBecause
  • BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
  • BCBSBig Company, Big School
  • BCNUBe Seeing You
  • bcozbecause
  • BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
  • BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
  • BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
  • BDNBig Damn Number
  • BDOABrain Dead On Arrival
  • BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
  • BEGBig Evil Grin
  • beosNudge
  • BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
  • BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
  • BFEBum F*** Egypt
  • BFFBest Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
  • BFFNBest Friends For Now
  • BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
  • BFGBig F***ing Gun
  • BFNBye For Now
  • BFRBig F***ing Rock
  • BGBe Good
  • BGFBest GirlFriend
  • BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
  • BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
  • BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
  • BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
  • BIBusiness Intelligence
  • BI5Back In Five
  • BIBIBye Bye
  • BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
  • BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
  • BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
  • BIOBring It On
  • BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
  • BIONBelieve It Or Not
  • BIOYABlow It Out Your Ass
  • BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
  • BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
  • BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
  • BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
  • BITDBack In The Day
  • BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
  • BJBlow Job
  • BKABetter Known As
  • BLBelly Laughing
  • BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
  • BlkbryBlackberry
  • BLZRDit means blizzard
  • BMByte Me
  • BMFBad Mother F***er
  • BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
  • BMOCBig Man On Campus
  • BMOFBite Me Old Fart
  • BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
  • BMSBaby Making Sex
  • BMWB*tch, Moan, Whine
  • BNBeen -or- Being
  • BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
  • BNFBig Name Fan
  • BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
  • BOAISYBend Over And I'll Show You
  • BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
  • BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
  • BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
  • BODBenefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors
  • BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
  • BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
  • BONBelieve it Or Not
  • bookit means cool
  • BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
  • BOTLBra On The Loose
  • BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
  • BPLMBig Person Little Mind
  • BRBathroom
  • BRBBe Right Back
  • BRICSBrazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa
  • BRLBelly Roll Laughs
  • BROBe Right Over
  • BRTBe Right There
  • BRUFBig Requirements Up Front
  • BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
  • BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
  • BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
  • BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
  • BSFBut Seriously, Folks
  • BSODBlue Screen of Death
  • BTByte This
  • BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
  • BTDBored To Death
  • BTDTBeen There Done That
  • BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
  • BTFLDYit means beautiful day
  • BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  • BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
  • BTNBetter Than Nothing
  • BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
  • BTRBetter
  • BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
  • BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
  • BTWBy The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair
  • BTWBOBe There With Bells On
  • BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
  • BTYCBetter Than You Can
  • BTYDBetter Than You Do
  • BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
  • buhbyebye
  • bumpBring Up My Post
  • BWBest Wishes
  • BWDIKBut What Do I Know
  • BWIBut What If
  • BWLBursting With Laughter
  • BWOBlack, White or Other
  • BWTMBut Wait, There's More
  • BYAMBetween You And Me
  • BYKIBefore You Know It
  • BYKTBut You Knew That
  • BYOABring Your Own Advil
  • BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
  • BYODBring Your Own Device
  • BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
  • BYTMEBetter You Than ME
  • BZBusy
  • Cit means see, it's also a programming language
  • c yasee ya
  • c%dit means could
  • c%lit means cool
  • C&GChuckle and Grin
  • C-PSleepy
  • C-TCity
  • C/PCross Post
  • C/SChange of Subject
  • C4NCiao For Now
  • CAACCool As A Cucumber
  • CASCrack A Smile
  • CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
  • CBBCan't Be Bothered
  • CBFCan't Be F***ed
  • CBJCovered Blow Job
  • CBMCovered By Medicare
  • cccarbon copy
  • CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
  • CFCoffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
  • CFVCall For Vote
  • CHAClick Here Asshole
  • chillaxinit means chilling and relaxing
  • chlnit means chilling
  • CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
  • CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
  • CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
  • CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
  • CILCheck In Later
  • CINBAClad In Naught But Air
  • CIOCheck It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
  • CLDit means cold
  • CLMCareer Limiting Move
  • CMCall Me
  • CMAOChortling My Ass Off
  • CMAPCover My Ass Partner
  • CMBCall Me Back
  • CMFCount My Fingers
  • CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
  • CMUCrack Me Up
  • CNCan
  • CNPContinued in Next Post
  • COBClose Of Business
  • COBRASCome On By Right After School
  • CODChange Of Dressing
  • Cof$Church of Scientology
  • CofSChurch of Scientology
  • COLChuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud
  • cooshort for cool
  • COSChange Of Subject -or- it means because
  • COTCircle Of Trust
  • CPGConsumer Packaged Goods
  • CQRTSecurity
  • CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
  • CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
  • CRATCan't Remember A Thing
  • CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
  • CRBCome Right Back
  • CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
  • CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
  • CRDTCHCKCredit Check
  • CRSCan't Remember Sh**
  • CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
  • CSCareer Suicide
  • CS&FCute Sexy & Funny
  • CSACool Sweet Awesome
  • CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards
  • CSLCan't Stop Laughing
  • CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
  • CTCan't Talk -or- Can't Text
  • CTACall To Action
  • CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
  • CTFDCalm The F*** Down
  • CTFOCome The F*** On
  • CTFUCracking The F*** Up
  • CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
  • CTOCheck This Out
  • CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
  • CU46See You For Sex
  • CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center
  • CUATUSee You Around The Universe
  • CULSee You Later
  • CUL8RSee You Later
  • CULASee You Later Alligator
  • CUNSSee You In School
  • CUNTSee You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text
  • CUOLSee You OnLine
  • CUPLCouple
  • CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
  • CUZBecause
  • CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
  • CWYLChat With You Later
  • CXCancelled
  • CxOChief insert title here Officer
  • CYCalm Yourself
  • CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
  • CYECheck your Email
  • CYLSee You Later
  • CYMCheck Your Mail
  • CYOSee You Online
  • CYOHCreate Your Own Happening
  • CYTSee You Tomorrow
  • DDad -or- it means the
  • D&MDeep & Meaningful
  • d/cdisconnected
  • d00ddude, also seen as dood
  • D2DDeveloper-to-Developer or Day-to-Day
  • D8Date
  • dathere
  • DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
  • DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
  • DBADoing Business As
  • DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
  • DBBSWFDream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face
  • DBDDon't Be Dumb
  • DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
  • DBMIBDon't Bother Me I'm Busy
  • DDDue Diligence
  • DDASDon't Do Anything Stupid
  • DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous
  • DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
  • DDWIDon't Dick With It
  • defDefinitely
  • DEGTDon't Even Go There
  • demthem
  • DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
  • desethese
  • DETIDon't Even Think It
  • dewddude
  • deythey
  • DFDear Friend
  • DFIKDarn If I Know
  • DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
  • DFTBADon't Forget To Be Awesome
  • DFUDon't F*** Up
  • DFWLYDon't Forget Who Loves You
  • DGADon't Go Anywhere
  • DGAFDon't Give A F***
  • DGARADon't Give A Rat's Ass
  • DGTDon't Go There
  • DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
  • DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
  • DHDear Husband
  • DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
  • DIAFDie In A Fire
  • DICDrunk In Charge
  • DIFBETit means what's the difference between
  • DIKUDo I Know You?
  • DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
  • DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
  • DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
  • DINRDinner
  • DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
  • DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
  • DITRDancing In The Rain
  • dittosame here
  • DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
  • DIYDo It Yourself
  • DJMDon't Judge Me
  • DKDon't Know
  • DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
  • DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
  • DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  • DLTMDon't Lie To Me
  • DMDirect Message
  • DMIDon't Mention It
  • DNBL8Do Not Be Late
  • DNCDoes Not Compute
  • DNDDo Not Disturb
  • DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
  • DOADead On Arrival
  • DOCDrug Of Choice
  • DOEDepends On Experience
  • DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
  • doinit means doing
  • DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
  • DPDomestic Partner
  • dpsDamage Per Second
  • DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
  • DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
  • DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
  • DRBDirty Rat Bastard
  • DRCOWOTODon't Really Care One Way Or The Other
  • DRIBDon't Read If Busy
  • DSTR8Damn Straight
  • DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
  • DTFDown To F***
  • DTKDown To Kill
  • DTRTDo The Right Thing
  • DUIDriving Under the Influence
  • DUMDo You Masturbate?
  • DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
  • dunnoi don't know
  • DURDo You Remember
  • DURSDamn You Are Sexy
  • DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
  • DUSTDid You See That?
  • DWDon't Worry
  • DW2HDon't Work Too Hard
  • DWBDon't Write Back
  • DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
  • DWHDuring Work Hours
  • DWIDriving While Intoxicated
  • DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
  • DWSDriving While Stupid
  • DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
  • DWYMDoes What You Mean
  • DYACDamn You Auto Correct
  • DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
  • DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
  • DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
  • DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
  • DYLIDo You Love It?
  • DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
  • E123Easy as One, Two, Three
  • E2HOEach to His/Her Own
  • EABOSEat A Bag Of Sh**
  • EADDEntrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
  • EAKEating at Keyboard
  • EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
  • EDErectile Dysfunction
  • EDMElectronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
  • EEElectronic Emission
  • EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
  • effinF***ing
  • EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
  • EGEvil Grin
  • EIPEggo Is Preggo
  • ELEvil Laugh
  • ELOLEvil Laugh Out Loud
  • EMExcuse Me
  • EMAE-Mail Address
  • EMBMEarly Morning Business Meeting
  • EMEAEurope, the Middle East, and Africa
  • EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
  • EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
  • EMIExcuse My Ignorance
  • EMLEmail Me Later
  • EMPEat My Pussy
  • EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
  • EMSGE-Mail Message
  • EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
  • EOLEnd Of Life
  • EOMEnd Of Message
  • EOTEnd Of Thread/Text/Transmission
  • ESADEat Sh** And Die
  • ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
  • ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
  • ESFOADEat Sh** F***Off And Die
  • ESGEnvironmental, Social, Governance
  • ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
  • ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
  • ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
  • ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
  • ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  • ETXEnd of TeXt
  • every1everyone
  • EVRE1Every One
  • EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
  • EZEasy
  • FFriend
  • F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
  • F2FmailFace-to-Face mail
  • F2TFree To Talk
  • FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
  • FAFFind A Friend
  • FAHF***ing A Hot
  • FAPF***ing A Pissed
  • FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
  • FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
  • FATMFoaming At The Mouth
  • FAVFavorite
  • FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
  • FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
  • FAYF*** All Y'all
  • FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
  • FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
  • FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • FCFSFirst Come, First Served
  • FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
  • FCSFirst Customer Ship
  • FDFFFalling Down F***ing Funny
  • FDGBFall Down Go Boom
  • FEFatal Error
  • FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
  • FFFriends Forever
  • FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
  • FFAFree For All
  • FFSFor F*** Sake
  • FFTFood For Thought
  • FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  • FIFF*** I'm Funny
  • FIFOFirst In, First Out
  • FIGJAMF*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
  • FIGMOF*** It Got My Orders
  • FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
  • FIIKF*** If I Know
  • FILFather-In-Law
  • FILFFather I'd Like to F***
  • FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
  • FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends
  • FISHFirst in, Still Here
  • FITBFill In The Blanks
  • FKMF*** 'Em
  • FLAFour Letter Acronym
  • FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States
  • FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
  • FMLF*** My Life
  • FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  • FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
  • FNGF***ing New Guy
  • FOF*** Off
  • FOADF*** Off And Die
  • FOAFFriend Of A Friend
  • FOAGF*** Off And Google
  • fobthe name for a tool, or form of ID
  • FOCFree of Charge
  • FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
  • FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
  • FOLFond of Leather
  • FOMCFell Off My Chair
  • FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
  • FOMOFear Of Missing Out
  • FOMOFFear Of Missing Out on Football
  • FOOTF*** Off Over There -or- go away
  • FORDFound On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
  • FOSFull Of Sh**
  • FOUOFor Official Use Only
  • FPOFor Placement Only
  • FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
  • FRZNit means freezing
  • FSFor Sale
  • FSBOFor Sale By Owner
  • FSRFor Some Reason
  • FSUF*** Sh** Up
  • FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
  • FTBLFootball
  • FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
  • FTCFailure To Communicate
  • FTEFull Time Employee
  • FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
  • FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
  • FTLFaster Than Light
  • FTLOGFor The Love Of God
  • FTNF*** That Noise
  • FTRFor The Record
  • FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
  • FTTBFor The Time Being
  • FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
  • FU2F*** You Too
  • FUBFat Ugly Bastard
  • FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
  • FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
  • FUBYOYOF*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
  • FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
  • FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
  • FUMF***ed Up Mess
  • FUMFFat Ugly Mother F***er
  • FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area
  • FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
  • FUWF*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo
  • FWBFriends With Benefits
  • FWDForward
  • FWIWFor What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
  • FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
  • FYAFor Your Amusement
  • FYCFor Your Consideration
  • FYEFor Your Edification
  • FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
  • FYFFrom Your Friend
  • FYIFor Your Information
  • FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
  • FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
  • FYMFor Your Misinformation
  • FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
  • GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
  • G1Good One
  • G2GGot to Go
  • G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
  • G4IGo For It
  • G4NGood For Nothing
  • G9Genius
  • g98tgood night
  • GAGo Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
  • GABGetting A Beer
  • GAFLGet A F***ing Life
  • GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
  • GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
  • GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
  • GALGet A Life
  • GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
  • GALHERGet A Load of Her
  • GALHIMGet A Load of Him
  • GANBGetting Another Beer
  • GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
  • GASGot A Second?
  • gawdGod
  • GBGood Bridge
  • GBGGreat Big Grin
  • GBHGreat Big Hug
  • GBTWGet Back To Work
  • GCGood Crib
  • GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
  • GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
  • GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
  • GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
  • GFGirlfriend
  • GFFGo F***ing Figure
  • GFIGo For It
  • GFNGone For Now
  • GFONGood For One Night
  • GFRGrim File Reaper
  • GFTDGone For The Day
  • GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
  • GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
  • GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
  • GGAGood Game All
  • GGGGGod, God, God, God
  • GGNGotta Go Now
  • GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
  • GGPGotta Go Pee
  • GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GGYGo Google Yourself
  • GHMGod Help Me
  • GIGoogle It
  • GICGift In Crib
  • GIDKGee I Don't Know
  • GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time
  • GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
  • GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
  • GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things
  • GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
  • GJGood Job
  • GJPGood Job Partner
  • GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
  • GLAGood Luck All
  • GLAWDGood Luck And Well Done
  • GLBGood Looking Boy
  • GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
  • GLGGood Looking Girl
  • GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
  • GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
  • GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
  • GMABGive Me A Break
  • GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
  • GMILYGood Morning I Love You
  • GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
  • GMTA ASDOGreat Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours
  • GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
  • GNGood Night
  • gn8good night
  • GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
  • GNOCGet Naked On Cam
  • GNSGangNam Style
  • GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
  • GOBGame On B*tcheeez
  • GOIGet Over It
  • GOKGod Only Knows
  • GOLGiggling Out Loud
  • GOLFGrateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
  • GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
  • GOSGay Or Straight
  • GOTDPWYDGet Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
  • GOWIGet On With It
  • GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
  • GQMFGentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er
  • GR&DGrinning Running & Ducking
  • GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
  • GR8Great
  • GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
  • gratzCongratulations
  • GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
  • grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
  • GRRRGrowling
  • GSCGimme Some Credit
  • GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
  • GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
  • GSWGun Shot Wound
  • GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
  • GTGood Try
  • GTASCGoing To A Strip Club
  • GTFOGet The F*** Out
  • GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
  • GTGGot To Go
  • GTGBGot To Go Bye
  • GTGPGot To Go Pee
  • GTHGo To Hell
  • GTKGood To Know
  • GTLGym, Tan, Laundry
  • GTMGiggle To Myself
  • GTRMGoing To Read Mail
  • GTSGoogle That Sh**
  • GTSYGlad To See You
  • GUDGeographically UnDesirable
  • guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
  • GWIGet With It
  • GWOTGlorified Waste Of Time
  • GWSGet Well Soon
  • GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
  • GYPOGet Your Pants Off
  • H&KHugs and Kisses
  • h/oHold On
  • h/pHold Please
  • H2CUSHope To See You Soon
  • H2SHere To Stay
  • H4UHot For You
  • H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
  • H9Husband in room
  • HADVDHave Advised
  • hag1have a good one
  • HAGDHave a Great Day
  • HAGNHave A Good Night
  • HAGOHave A Good One
  • hahahait means laughing
  • HAKHugs And Kisses
  • HANDHave a Nice Day
  • HARHit And Run
  • HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
  • HAYHow Are You?
  • HBHurry Back
  • HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
  • HBBHip Beyond Belief
  • HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
  • HBICHead Bitch In Charge
  • HBOHelping a Brother Out
  • HBTUHappy Birthday To You
  • HBUHow Bout You?
  • HCCHoly Computer Crap
  • HDHold
  • HDGFSHow Does Get F***ed Sound?
  • HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
  • HHFOHell Has Frozen Over
  • HHHHip Hip Hooray
  • HHISHanging Head In Shame
  • HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
  • HHOJHa Ha, Only Joking
  • HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
  • HHOSHa Ha, Only Serious
  • HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
  • Hi 5High Five
  • HIGHow's It Going?
  • HIHHope It Helps
  • HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
  • HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
  • HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
  • HMUHit Me Up
  • HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
  • HNTWHow Nice That Was
  • HNYHappy New Year
  • HOHang On -or- Hold On
  • HOHAHOllywood HAcker
  • HOICHold On, I'm Coming
  • HOT PICHot Picture, as in sexy or naked
  • howruHow Are You
  • HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
  • HPHigher Power
  • HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
  • HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
  • HRCNit means hurricane
  • HSIABHaven't Seen It All Before
  • HSIKHow Should I Know
  • HTHi There -or- Hat Tip
  • HTBHang The Bastards
  • HTHHope This (or That) Helps
  • HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
  • HUHook Up
  • HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
  • HUDHow You Doing?
  • HUGZHugs
  • huhwhat
  • HUYAHead Up Your Ass
  • HVHave
  • HWGAHere We Go Again
  • hxit means history -or- hospital
  • I 1-D-RI Wonder
  • I <3 II Love It
  • I <3 UI Love You
  • i h8 iti hate it
  • I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
  • I-D-LIdeal
  • IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
  • IAEIn Any Event
  • IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
  • IAITSIt's All In The Subject
  • IANACI Am Not A Crook
  • IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
  • IANAEI Am Not An Expert
  • IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
  • IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
  • IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
  • IATI Am Tired
  • IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
  • IAYMI Am Your Master
  • IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
  • IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
  • IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
  • IBRBI'll Be Right Back
  • IBTIn Between Technology
  • IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
  • IBTDI Beg To Differ
  • IBTLIn Before The Lock
  • ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
  • ICBWI Could Be Wrong
  • ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
  • ICCLI Couldn't Care Less
  • ICIHICPCLI Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
  • ICWI Can't Wait
  • ICWUMI See What You Mean
  • ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
  • ICYMIIn Case You Missed It
  • IDIDentification
  • ID10TIdiot
  • IDCI Don't Care
  • IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
  • IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
  • IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
  • IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
  • IDIFTLI Did It For The Lulz
  • IDKI Don't Know
  • IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
  • IDKABTTI Don't Know About That
  • IDKYI Don't Know You
  • IDMIt Doesn't Matter
  • IDRKI Don't Really Know
  • IDSTI Didn't Say That
  • IDTAI Did That Already
  • IDTBBFI Deserve To Be Blown First
  • IDTSI Don't Think So
  • IDWTUBI Don't Want To Upset You But
  • IEFIt's Esther's Fault
  • IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
  • IFABI Found A Bug
  • IFH8TABXI F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
  • IFUI F***ed Up
  • IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
  • IGTPI Get The Point
  • IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
  • IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
  • IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
  • IHAI Hate Acronyms
  • IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNCI Have No Clue
  • IHNOI Have No Opinion
  • IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
  • IHUI Hear You
  • IHYI Heart You -or- I Hate You
  • IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
  • IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
  • IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference
  • IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
  • IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
  • IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
  • IITIs It Tight?
  • IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
  • IITMIt's In The Mail
  • IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IIWIIIt Is What It Is
  • IIWMIf It Were Me
  • IJInside Joke
  • IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
  • IJSI'm Just Saying...
  • IJWTKI Just Want To Know
  • IJWTSI Just Want To Say
  • IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
  • IKRI Know, Right?
  • IKWYMI Know What You Mean
  • IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
  • ILAI Love Acronyms
  • ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
  • ILII Love It
  • ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  • ILMJI Love My Job
  • ILUI Love You
  • ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
  • ILYI Love You
  • ILY2I Like/Love You Too
  • IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  • IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
  • IMAI Might Add
  • IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
  • IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
  • IMEIn My Experience
  • IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
  • IMFAOIn My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
  • imfkd^I am f***ed up
  • IMGCI Might Get Caught
  • IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  • IMHIFI Move How I Feel
  • IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
  • IMII Mean It
  • IMJSI'M Just Saying
  • IMMLI Make Myself Laugh
  • IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMOIn My Opinion
  • IMOOIn My Own Opinion
  • IMOWHAI Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
  • IMPOVIn My Point Of View
  • IMRI Mean Really
  • IMRUI Am, Are You?
  • IMSI Am Sorry
  • INBDIt's No Big Deal
  • INMPIt's Not My Problem
  • INNWIf Not Now When?
  • INPOIn No Particular Order
  • INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
  • IOHI'm Outta Here
  • IONIndex Of Names
  • IONOI Don't Know
  • IOTIn Order To
  • IOTTCOIntuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
  • IOUI Owe You
  • IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
  • IOWIn Other Words
  • IPNI'm Posting Naked
  • IRLIn Real Life
  • IRNCOTI'd Rather Not Comment On That
  • ISAGNI See A Great Need
  • ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
  • ISOIn Search Of
  • ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
  • ISSOYSI'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories
  • ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
  • ISTMIt Seems To Me
  • ISTRI Seem To Remember
  • ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
  • ISWYMI See What You Mean
  • ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
  • ITAI Totally Agree
  • ITFAIn The Final Analysis
  • ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
  • ITMIn The Money
  • ITMAIt's That Man Again
  • ITSIntense Text Sex
  • ITS A D8It's A Date
  • ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
  • IUMIf You Must
  • IURIIf You Are Interested
  • IWALUI Will Always Love You
  • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
  • IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
  • IWFUI Wanna F*** You
  • IWIWUI Wish I Was You
  • IWSNI Want Sex Now
  • IYAMIf You Ask Me
  • IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
  • IYCSSNASDSAAAIf You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
  • IYDIn Your Dreams
  • IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
  • IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
  • IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
  • IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
  • IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYNAEGBTMIf You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me
  • IYOIn Your Opinion
  • IYQI Like You
  • IYSSIf You Say So
  • IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
  • J/CJust Checking
  • J/JJust Joking
  • J/KJust Kidding
  • J/OJerking Off
  • J/PJust Playing
  • J/WJust Wondering
  • J2LYKJust To Let You Know
  • J4FJust For Fun
  • J4GJust For Grins
  • J4T or JFTJust For Today
  • J5MJust Five Minutes
  • JADJust Another Day
  • JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
  • JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
  • JAMJust A Minute
  • JASJust A Second
  • JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
  • JDIJust Do It
  • JDMJJust Doing My Job
  • JealzJealous
  • JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  • JFHJust F*** Her
  • JFIJust For Information
  • JGMBJust Google Me B*tch
  • JHOJust Helping Out
  • JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
  • JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
  • JICJust In Case
  • JKJust Kidding
  • JM2CJust My 2 Cents
  • JMOJust My Opinion
  • JOMLJesus On the Main Line
  • JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
  • JOYJesus first, Others second, Yourself last
  • JPJust Playing
  • JSUJust Shut Up
  • JSYKJust So You Know
  • JTJust Teasing
  • JTLYKJust To Let You Know
  • JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
  • JTOUJust Thinking Of You
  • JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
  • JWJust Wondering
  • KOK
  • KABKick Ass Bitch
  • KBKick Butt
  • KBDKeyboard
  • KCKeep Cool
  • KCCOKeep Calm & Carry On
  • kewlit means cool
  • KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
  • KHYFKnow How You Feel
  • KIAKilled In Action
  • KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
  • KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
  • KIRKeep It Real
  • KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
  • KITKeep In Touch
  • kittyit means pussy
  • KITYKeep It To Yourself
  • KKKiss Kiss -or- OK
  • KKKit means "over" as in, waiting for your reply
  • KMAKiss My Ass
  • KMBAKiss My Black Ass
  • KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
  • KMIMKeep Me In Mind
  • KMPKeep Me Posted
  • KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
  • KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
  • KMUFKiss Me You Fool
  • KMWAKiss My White Ass
  • KOKnocked Out
  • KOKKnock
  • KOTCKiss On The Cheek
  • KOTLKiss On The Lips
  • KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
  • KSKill Stealer
  • kudtDutch for f***ed up life
  • KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
  • KWIMKnow What I Mean?
  • KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
  • KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
  • KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
  • KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
  • KYPOKeep Your Pants On
  • KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
  • LLaugh
  • L&RLove and Respect
  • L/MLeft Message
  • L8RLater
  • L?^Let's hook up
  • L@ULaughing At You -or- Laughing About You
  • LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
  • LAFWListening (but) Away From Window
  • LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
  • LAOJLaughing At Own Joke
  • LAQLame Ass Quote
  • LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
  • LBHLet's Be Honest
  • LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
  • LBSLaughing But Serious
  • LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
  • LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
  • LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  • LDRLong Distance Relationship
  • LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
  • LFLet's F***
  • LFTILooking Forward To It
  • LFULife"s F***ed Up
  • LGLife's Good -or- Long Gone
  • LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
  • LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
  • LHLaughing Hysterically
  • LH6Let’s Have Sex
  • LHKLove Hugs Kisses
  • LHMLord Have Mercy
  • LHOLaughing Head Off
  • LHOSLets Have Online Sex
  • LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
  • LHULet's Hook Up
  • LIBLying In Bed
  • LIFOLast In, First Out
  • LIGLet It Go
  • LIRLet It Rest
  • LISLaughing In Silence
  • LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
  • LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
  • LLLivin' Large
  • LLAPLive Long and Prosper
  • LLOMLike Leno on Meth
  • LLTLooks Like Trouble
  • LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
  • LM46Let's Meet For Sex
  • LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
  • LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
  • LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
  • LMBPOLaughing My Booty Pop Off
  • LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • LMHOLaughing My Head Off
  • LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
  • LMKLet Me Know
  • LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
  • LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
  • LMPLick My Pussy
  • LMSLike My Status -or- Learning Management System
  • LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
  • LMTALike Minds Think Alike
  • LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
  • LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
  • loit means hello
  • LOBLying On Bed
  • LOKLots Of Kisses
  • LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor
  • LOL WUSSLaugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
  • LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
  • LOLPMPLaugh Out Loud Peed My Pants
  • LOLROTF&ICGULaughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
  • LOLZLots Of Laughs
  • LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
  • LOMLLove Of My Life
  • LONHLights On, Nobody Home
  • LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
  • LOOMMLaughing Out Of My Mind
  • LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
  • LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
  • LOULaughing Over You
  • LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
  • LPCLead Pipe Cinch
  • LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
  • LRFLittle Rubber Feet
  • LSBLife Sucks Balls
  • LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
  • LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
  • LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
  • LTFLick The Floor
  • LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
  • LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
  • LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
  • LTMLaughing To Myself
  • LTNSLong Time No See
  • LTNTLong Time, No Type
  • LTRLong Term Relationship
  • LTSLaughing to Self
  • LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
  • LuKit means good luck
  • LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
  • lulzlaughs or LulzSec
  • LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
  • LUMULove You Miss You
  • LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It
  • luserloser
  • LUSMLove You So Much
  • luvit means love
  • LWRLaunch When Ready
  • LWULaughing With You
  • LWYSLook What You Started
  • LYLove You
  • LY4ELove You Forever
  • LYALove You All
  • LYBLove You Babe
  • LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
  • LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
  • LYLLove You Lots
  • LYLABLove You Like a Brother
  • LYLASLove You Like A Sister
  • LYLBLove You Later Bye
  • LYMILove You, Mean It
  • LYSOUAQLearn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
  • LYSYBLove Ya, See Ya, Bye
  • LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
  • MMom
  • M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
  • M4CMeet for Coffee
  • M4MMen for Men -or- Male for Male
  • m4wmen for women
  • M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
  • MAMature Audience
  • MAMILMiddle Aged Men In Lycra
  • MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
  • MBMessage Board
  • MBNMust Be Nice
  • MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
  • MCMMan Crush Monday
  • MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
  • MDRMort De Rire
  • MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
  • mehWho cares, whatever
  • MEJRMy Eyes Just Rolled
  • MERPModestly Enlightened Rich People
  • MFMy Friend
  • MFDMulti-Function Device
  • MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
  • MFICMother F***er In Charge
  • MFRCMy Fingers Are Crossed
  • MFWICMother F***er Who's In Charge
  • MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
  • mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
  • MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
  • MHYFMove How You Feel
  • MIAMissing In Action
  • MIHMake It Happen
  • MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
  • MILMother-In-Law
  • MILFMother I'd Like to F***
  • MINSMinutes
  • MIRLMeet In Real Life
  • MITINMore Info Than I Needed
  • MKOPMy Kind Of Place
  • MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
  • MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
  • mlmgiving the digital middle finger
  • MMMarket Maker -or- Merry Meet
  • MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
  • mmkmmm ok
  • MMLMade Me Laugh
  • MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
  • MOMove On
  • mobit means mobile
  • MOFMatter Of Fact
  • MOFOMother F***er
  • MOMPLMOMent PLease
  • MOOMud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only
  • MOOCMassive Open Online Course
  • MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOPMOment Please
  • MorFMale or Female
  • MOSMom Over Shoulder
  • MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
  • MOTDMessage Of The Day
  • MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
  • MRAMoving Right Along
  • MRMMen's Rights Movement
  • MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
  • MSGMessage
  • MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
  • MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
  • MSTAMust See To Appreciate
  • MSTMMakes Sense To Me
  • MTempty -or- Modified Tweet
  • MTBFMean Time Before Failure
  • MTFMore To Follow
  • MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
  • MTLAMy True Love Always
  • MTMMFBWYMay the Micky Mouse Force Be With You
  • MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
  • MTSITNMore Than Ships In The Night
  • MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
  • MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
  • MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
  • MUSMMiss You So Much
  • MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
  • MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
  • MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
  • mvtoit means thank you
  • MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
  • MWSMy Wife Says
  • MYLMind Your Language
  • MYOBMind Your Own Business
  • MYTMeet You There
  • NNo -or- And
  • N picNice picture
  • N-A-Y-LIn A While
  • N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
  • N/MNothing Much
  • N/TNo Text
  • N1Nice One
  • N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
  • N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
  • NANice Ass
  • NABNot A Blonde
  • NADTNot A Damn Thing
  • NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
  • NAGINot A Good Idea
  • NAKNursing At Keyboard
  • NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
  • NAMAILUNot As Much As I Love You
  • NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
  • NATCNot A Text Conversation
  • natchNaturally
  • NATONo Action, Talk Only
  • NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
  • NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
  • NBNota Bene
  • NB4TNot Before Time
  • NBDNo Big Deal
  • NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
  • NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
  • NBGNo Bloody Good
  • NBIFNo Basis In Fact
  • NBLFYNothing But Love For You
  • NBSNo Bull Sh**
  • NCNice Crib
  • NCGNew College Graduate
  • NDNo Date
  • NDNIndian
  • neAny
  • ne-wayzanyways
  • ne1Anyone
  • ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
  • ne1eranyone here?
  • Ne2HNeed To Have
  • NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
  • NESECAny Second
  • NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
  • NEWSNorth, East, West, South
  • NFBSKNot For British School Kids
  • NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
  • NFENo F***ing Excuses
  • NFFNo F***ing Fair
  • NFGNot F***ing Good
  • NFINo F***ing Idea
  • NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
  • NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
  • NGNew Game
  • NGBNearly Good Bridge
  • NGHNot Gonna Happen
  • NHNice Hand
  • NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
  • NINot Interested
  • NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
  • NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
  • NIDLNot Interested, DisLike
  • NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
  • NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  • NIHNot Invented Here
  • NIMNo Internal Message
  • NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
  • NIMJDNot In My Job Description
  • NIMQNot In My Queue
  • NIMYNever In A Million Years
  • NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
  • NISMNeed I Say More
  • NITLNot In This Lifetime
  • NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
  • NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face
  • NLLNice Little Lady
  • NLTBRONot Likely To Be Run Over
  • NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move
  • nm, unot much, you?
  • NMEEnemy
  • NMHNot Much Here
  • NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
  • NMPNot My Problem
  • NMTENow More Than Ever
  • NMUNot Much, You?
  • NNNot Now -or- Need
  • NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
  • NNRNeed Not Respond
  • nnshnight night sweet heart
  • NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
  • NONot Online
  • no prawno problem
  • no1it means no one
  • NOANot Online Anymore
  • NOFINo OFfence Intended
  • noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
  • NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
  • NOYNot Online Yet
  • NOYBNone Of Your Business
  • NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
  • NQANo Questions Asked
  • NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
  • NRNice Roll
  • NRGEnergy
  • NRNNo Reply Necessary
  • NSNice Set -or- No Show
  • NSANo Strings Attached
  • NSBNot Sure But
  • NSFWNot Safe For Work
  • NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
  • NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
  • NTANot This Again
  • NTABOMNow That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • NTBNot Too Bright
  • NTBNNo Text Back Needed
  • nthnothing
  • NTIMNot That It Matters
  • NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
  • NTKNice To Know
  • NTLnonetheless
  • NTMNot That Much
  • NTMUNice To Meet You
  • NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
  • NTWNot To Worry
  • NTYMINow That You Mention It
  • NUBNew person to a site or game
  • NUFFEnough
  • NVMNeVer Mind
  • NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
  • NWNo Way
  • NWALNerd Without A Life
  • NWOTNew WithOut Tags
  • NWRNot Work Related
  • NWTNew With Tags
  • NYCNot Your Concern
  • NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
  • OOpponent -or- Over -or- Or
  • OAOOver And Out
  • OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
  • OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
  • OBObligatory
  • OBEOvercome By Events
  • OBOOr Best Offer
  • OBTWOh By The Way
  • OBXOld Battle Axe
  • OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
  • OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
  • OFOld Fart
  • OFAPOld Fart At Play
  • ofcof course
  • OGOriginal Gangsta
  • OICOh, I See
  • OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
  • OIRWISOh I Remember What I Said
  • OKokay -or- all correct
  • OLOld Lady
  • OLLOnLine Love
  • OLNOnLine Netiquette
  • OLOOnly Laughed Once
  • OMOld Man
  • OMBOh My Buddha
  • OMDBOver My Dead Body
  • OMEOh My Evolution
  • OMFGOh My F***ing God
  • OMGOh My God
  • OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  • OMLOh My Lord
  • OMMAOh My Aching Ass
  • OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word
  • OMWTOn My Way Too
  • ONIDOh No I Didn't
  • ONNAOh No, Not Again
  • ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
  • ONUDOh No You Didn't
  • OOOver and Out
  • OOAKOne Of A Kind
  • OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  • OOFOut Of Facility
  • OOIOut Of Interest
  • OOOOut Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
  • OOSOut Of Stock
  • OOTOut Of Touch
  • OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  • OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
  • OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
  • OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
  • OSTOn Second Thought
  • OTOff Topic
  • OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
  • OTCOver The Counter
  • OTFOn The Floor -or- On The Fone
  • OTHOff The Hook
  • OTLOut To Lunch
  • OTOHOn The Other Hand
  • OTPOn The Phone
  • OTROn The Road
  • OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
  • OTTOver The Top
  • OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
  • OTWOff The Wall -or- Otherwise
  • OUSUOh You Shut Up
  • ovait means over
  • OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
  • OZAustralia
  • PPartner
  • P&CPrivate & Confidential
  • P-ZAPizza
  • P/UPick Up
  • P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
  • P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
  • P3r50nit means person
  • P911Parent Alert
  • PAParent Alert
  • PALParents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love
  • PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
  • PAWParents Are Watching
  • PAXPassengers
  • PBPotty Break
  • PBBParent Behind Back
  • PBEMPlay By EMail
  • PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
  • PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
  • PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
  • PCMPlease Call Me
  • PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PDPublic Domain
  • PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
  • PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
  • PDQPretty Darn Quick
  • PDSPlease Don't Shout
  • PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
  • PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  • PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
  • peepspeople
  • pen15it stands for penis
  • PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
  • PFCPretty F***ing Cold
  • PFMPure F***ing Magic
  • phatPretty Hot And Tempting
  • PHBPointy Haired Boss
  • PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
  • PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
  • PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  • PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
  • PIFPaid In Full
  • PIMPPeeing In My Pants
  • PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
  • PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
  • PIRParent In Room
  • PITAPain In The Ass
  • PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
  • pixpictures -or- photos
  • PLOPeace, Love, Out
  • PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
  • PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
  • PLSPlease
  • PLUPeople Like Us
  • PLURPeace, Love, Unity, Respect
  • PLZPlease
  • PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
  • PMBIPardon My Butting In
  • PMFPardon My French
  • PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
  • PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  • PMJIPardon My Jumping In
  • PMLPissing Myself Laughing
  • PMPPeeing My Pants
  • PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
  • PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
  • PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
  • PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
  • PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
  • POPiss Off
  • po-mopost-modern
  • POAHFPut On A Happy Face
  • POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
  • POETSPiss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
  • POMSParent Over My Shoulder
  • PONAPerson Of No Account
  • POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
  • POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  • POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
  • POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
  • POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
  • POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
  • POTUSPresident of the United States
  • POVPoint Of View
  • PPPersonal Problem
  • PPLPeople -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead
  • PPPPPPP or 7PPrior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
  • pronporn
  • PRTPartial ReTweet -or- Party
  • PRWParents Are Watching
  • PSPost Script
  • PSAPublic Service Announcement
  • PSOProduct Superior to Operator
  • PTHPrime Tanning Hours
  • PTLPraise The Lord
  • PTMMPlease Tell Me More
  • PTOYEDPlease Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
  • PTPPardon The Pun
  • PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
  • PUThat Stinks
  • putercomputer
  • PVPPlayer Versus Player
  • pwpassword
  • PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
  • PWCBPerson Will Call Back
  • pwmsplaying with myself
  • pwnown
  • pwntowned
  • PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder
  • PWPPlot, What Plot?
  • PYFBPay Your F***ing Bill
  • QQueue -or- Question
  • Q2CQuick To Cum
  • QCQuality Control
  • QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
  • qixit means quick
  • QLQuit Laughing
  • QLSReply
  • QOTDQuote Of The Day
  • QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
  • QSQuit Scrolling
  • QTCutie -or- Quiet
  • QYBQuit Your Bitching
  • rare
  • r u da?Are you there?
  • r u goin?Are you going?
  • r u there?Are you there?
  • R&DResearch & Development
  • R&RRest & Relaxation
  • RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
  • RAFRandom As F***
  • RAFORead And Find Out
  • RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
  • RB@YaRight Back at Ya
  • RBAYRight Back At You
  • RBTLRead Between The Lines
  • RBURainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns
  • RCRemote Control
  • RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
  • RDVReader's Digest Version
  • RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
  • REHIHi Again
  • RESOReservation
  • RFDRequest For Discussion
  • RFPRequest For Proposal
  • RFRReally F***ing Rich
  • RFSReally F***ing Soon
  • rgdsit means regards
  • RGRRoger
  • RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
  • RHKRoundHouse Kick
  • RI&WRead It And Weep
  • RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
  • RINORepublican In Name Only
  • RIYLRecommended If You Like
  • RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
  • RLReal Life
  • RLCOReal Life Conference
  • RLFReal Life Friend
  • RMRemake
  • RMBRings My Bell
  • RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
  • RMLBRead My Lips Baby
  • RMMAReading My Mind Again
  • RMMMRead My Mail Man
  • RNRight Now
  • RNNReply Not Necessary
  • RNYit means rainy
  • ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
  • ROFLMAORolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROFLMAOASTCRolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
  • ROFLOLRolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
  • ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
  • ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
  • ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTMRight On The Money
  • RPGRole Playing Games
  • RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
  • RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
  • RSNReal Soon Now
  • RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait
  • RTReal Time -or- ReTweet
  • RTBReturning To Base
  • RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
  • RTBSReason To Be Single
  • RTFAQRead The FAQ
  • RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
  • RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
  • RTFQRead The F***ing Question
  • RTHRelease The Hounds
  • RTKReturn To Keyboard
  • RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTSRead The Screen
  • RTSMRead The Silly Manual
  • RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
  • RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
  • RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
  • RUAre You?
  • RU/18Are You Over 18?
  • RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
  • RUHAre You Horny?
  • RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  • RUMORFAre You Male OR Female?
  • RUNTSAre You Nuts?
  • RUOKAre You OK?
  • RUSAre You Serious?
  • RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
  • RUTAre You There?
  • RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
  • RU\\18Are You Under 18?
  • RXRegards
  • RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
  • RYORoll Your Own
  • RYSRead Your Screen
  • SSmile
  • S2RSend To Receive
  • S2USame To You
  • S3<==8screwed in the ass
  • S4BSh** for Brains
  • S4LSpam For Life
  • SADADSuck A Dick And Die
  • SAHMStay At Home Mom
  • SAIAStupid Asses In Action
  • SANMStarting A New Message
  • SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
  • SBStand By
  • SBISorry 'Bout It
  • SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
  • SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
  • SCStay Cool
  • SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
  • SCUICHTSo Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
  • SDFBSmoke Dope F*** B*tches
  • SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
  • secwait a second
  • SEDSaid Enough Darling
  • SEGSh** Eating Grin
  • SEPSomebody Else's Problem
  • SETESmiling Ear To Ear
  • SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
  • SEXSun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
  • SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
  • SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
  • SFBSh** For Brains
  • SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
  • SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
  • SFPSorry For Partying
  • SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me
  • SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
  • SGTMSounds Good To Me
  • SHSh** Happens
  • SHBShould Have Been
  • shhhquiet
  • SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
  • SHITSugar Honey Ice Tea
  • SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
  • SHTit means so hot
  • SHTFSh** Hits The Fan
  • SHWASLOMFSitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face
  • SIASay It Again
  • SICSpelling Is Correct
  • SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
  • SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
  • SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
  • SILSister-In-Law
  • SINStop It Now
  • SIPSkiing In Powder
  • SITStay In Touch
  • SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  • SITDStill In The Dark
  • SITUBISay It Til You Believe It
  • SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
  • SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
  • SIYSearch Inside Yourself
  • SJStrong Jaws
  • sk8erskater
  • sk8rskater
  • SknkrSkincare
  • SLSecond Life
  • SLAPSounds Like A Plan
  • SLAWSounds Like A Winner
  • SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
  • SLMSee Last Mail
  • SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
  • SLTSomething Like That
  • SMSenior Moment
  • sm1it means someone
  • SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
  • SMAOSweating My Ass Off
  • SMARTSelf-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology
  • SMBSuck My Balls
  • SMDSuck My Dick
  • SMESubject Matter Expert
  • SMEMSend Me E-Mail
  • SMHShaking My Head
  • SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
  • SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
  • smtsomething
  • SNSide Note
  • SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
  • SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SNIFSimple Nice Index File
  • SNLSame Night Lay
  • SNNSHWRSit means sun showers
  • SNNYit means sunny
  • SOSignificant Other
  • SOBSon Of a B*tch
  • SOBTStressed Out Big Time
  • SODDISome Other Dude Did It
  • SOEStart Of Exams
  • SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
  • SOHSense Of Humor
  • SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
  • SOISelf Owning Idiot
  • SOIARSit On It And Rotate
  • SoICSo I See
  • sokit's ok
  • SOLSh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later
  • solomoSocial, Local, Mobile
  • some1someone
  • SOMFSit On My Face
  • SOMYSick Of Me Yet
  • SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
  • SOPStandard Operating Procedure
  • SorGStraight or Gay
  • SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
  • SOSADSame Old Song And Dance
  • SOTShort On Time
  • SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
  • SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
  • sozSorry
  • spkit means speak
  • SPOCSingle Point Of Contact
  • SRLBSpoiled Rotten Little Brat
  • SROStanding Room Only
  • srslyseriously
  • sryit means sorry
  • SSAAss Backwards
  • SSCSuper Sexy Cute
  • SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
  • SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  • SSIASubject Says It All
  • STAShort Term Attitude
  • STBXSoon To Be Ex
  • STBYSucks To Be You
  • STDSeal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do
  • STFUShut The F*** Up
  • STFWSearch The F***ing Web
  • sthsomething
  • STHUShut The Hell Up
  • STMSpank The Monkey
  • STMLShort Term Memory Loss
  • STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  • STR8Straight
  • STSSo To Speak
  • STSTSweet Tea SweeTie
  • STWSearch The Web
  • STYSSpeak To You Soon
  • SUShut Up
  • SUACSh** Up A Creek
  • SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
  • SUBShut Up Bitch
  • SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  • SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
  • SULSnooze You Lose
  • supwhat's up?
  • suxsucks
  • SUYFShut Up You Fool
  • SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
  • SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
  • SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
  • SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
  • SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
  • sweet<3sweetheart
  • SWFSingle White Female
  • SWIMSee What I Mean?
  • SWISSee What I'm Saying
  • SWITSit and Sweat
  • SWLScreaming With Laughter
  • SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
  • SWUSo What's Up
  • SxEStraight Edge
  • SYKSo You Know
  • SYLSee You Later
  • SYSSee You Soon
  • SYTSee You Tomorrow
  • s^what's up?
  • T&CTerms & Conditions
  • t+it means think positive
  • t2goTime to Go
  • T2ULTalk To You Later
  • T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
  • T@YLTalk At You Later
  • TAThanks Again
  • TABOMThat's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
  • TAFThat's All, Folks
  • TAFNThat's All For Now
  • TAHTake A Hike
  • TAHITMOTSThere's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea
  • TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
  • TAMThanks A Million
  • TANJThere Ain't No Justice
  • TANSITThere's A New Sheriff In Town
  • TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • TAPTake A Pill
  • TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up
  • TASTaking A Shower
  • TAWTeachers Are Watching
  • TAYNThinking About You Now
  • TBTitty Bar
  • TBATo Be Advised
  • TBCTo Be Continued
  • TBDTo Be Determined
  • TBEThick Between Ears
  • TBHTo Be Honest
  • TBIUThe Bitch Is Ugly
  • TBTThrowback Thursday
  • TBUThinking 'Bout You
  • TBYBTry Before You Buy
  • TCTake Care
  • TCBTrouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business
  • TCOBTaking Care Of Business
  • TCOYTake Care Of Yourself
  • TD&HTall, Dark and Handsome
  • TDMToo Darn Many
  • TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
  • TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
  • TFToo Funny
  • TFDSThat's For Darn Sure
  • TFHThread From Hell
  • TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share
  • TFMThanks From Me
  • TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
  • TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
  • TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
  • TFTCThanks For The Cache