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March 6, 2009

 

  • CIGARETTE: 
    A pinch of tobacco 
    rolled in paper 
    with fire at one end 
    and a fool at the other!
  • MARRIAGE: 
    It's an agreement 
    wherein 
    a man loses his bachelor degree 
    and a woman gains her master
  • LECTURE: 
    An art of transmitting Information 
    from the notes of the lecturer 
    to the notes of students 
    without passing through the minds 
    of either
    Innocent
  • COMPROMISE: 
    The art of dividing 
    a cake in such a way that 
    everybody believes 
    he got the biggest piece
  • TEARS: 
    The hydraulic force by which 
    masculine will power is 
    defeated by feminine water-power!
    Cry
  • DICTIONARY: 
    A place where divorce comes 
    before marriage
  • YAWN: 
    The only time 
    when some married men 
    ever get to open 
    their mouth
  • EXPERIENCE: 
    The name 
    men give 
    to their 
    Mistakes
    Undecided
  • OPTIMIST: 
    A person 
    who while falling 
    from EIFFEL TOWER 
    says in midway 
    "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
  • PESSIMIST: 
    A person 
    who says that 
    O is the last letter 
    in ZERO, 
    Instead of the first letter 
    in OPPORTUNITY
  • FATHER: 
    A banker 
    provided by 
    nature
  • CRIMINAL: 
    A guy 
    no different 
    from the other, 
    unless he gets caught
  • BOSS: 
    Someone 
    who is early 
    when you are late 
    and late 

    when you are earlyCool
  • DOCTOR: 
    A person 
    who kills 
    your ills 
    by pills, 
    and kills you
    Yell


05:04 AM Aug 01 2009

spoon

spoon
Saudi Arabia

picture elephant very beautiful in clothing

10:44 AM Apr 29 2009

Divine Presence
Saudi Arabia

I really like this .. especially the one about cigarettes .. I've always been around smokers .. does that make me a fool? I guess so .. CUZ I'M AT THE RECEIVIN' END OF SECOND-HAND SMOKE! Frown

Great Stuff tas .. I have the utmost respect to WW .. y'know .. Words of Wisdom!!Laughing

08:58 PM Mar 11 2009

::◘♦¤♦◘{{Butterfly}}◘♦¤♦◘::
India

lol TAZZZ  I love it!!!Laughing

08:35 AM Mar 10 2009

SAMIo

SAMIo
Saudi Arabia

and here is the first Blog of the English Language Lover Tas's sis. How cool is that :P?

 it's really nice, i enjoyed reading it especially your definition of COMPROMISE, i think you're good at that. :D

by the way, you'll be doing a great favour for the Ebaby's members here if you share with them your FABULOUS collection of Language Synonyms.

Well Done ...Smile

10:29 AM Mar 07 2009

BRABUS

BRABUS
Saudi Arabia

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either ((yes that happens to me always especially in the last 2 year~_~ it's became a habit)) DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you ><_>< ((at least the patient will die with a smile^_^ on his face cause the doctor finished his suffering...)) ()GOD BLESS THE DOCTORS >_>()

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