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Noor-alhalabi

Jordan

May 27, 2009

 .. Said that George Bush was invited Tony Blair to lunch....... and after lunch.... they released to reporters .....

 


To make a press statement ...!!

 


one reportter said :- .. What decisions have been taken during the lunch or the meeting  .. ??

 

President Bush said: We have decided to kill 20 million Muslims and one dentist  ...........!!!!!!!

 


STOP HERE MY BROTHER READER ............


What is the question that is going on in your mind at this moment ..????

 

 

 

 

 

 

GO BACK TO JOKE..............


journalists SURPRISED , of course, looked at each other and everyone is eager to know ...... Why ???!!!

 


Dentist and only one .....???????

 


One journalist said to President Bush: Why one dentist??

 

Bush smile .... and then lean on Tony Blair and whispered in his ear .....

 

.. . Am I said to you that no one will mind or interested of.... 20 million Muslims ??????

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I asked to my self the same question.......what a shame!!!!

maybe because I focus on the name of the topic....joke !!?

 MAYBE

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06:06 AM Jun 17 2009

Noor-alhalabi
Jordan

Haha for sure :D

and I am asking for help from a friend to get his fingers :D

05:45 AM Jun 17 2009

Djouzi

Djouzi
Algeria

I deserve more then 20, how will you do ?

05:19 AM Jun 17 2009

Noor-alhalabi
Jordan

I agree with you & I put a mark with my ten fingers  =]

05:14 AM Jun 17 2009

Djouzi

Djouzi
Algeria

I assert he is the most stupid president even when I look at his face, he looks stupid

05:14 AM Jun 17 2009

Djouzi

Djouzi
Algeria

I assert he is the most stupid president even when I look at his face, he looks stupid

04:38 AM Jun 17 2009

Noor-alhalabi
Jordan

Yeah thats right .. thanks

but we dont say a bout we are a fraid or not..

I focused on the Policy of George W. Bush

anyway he can't do what in his mind..in addition he is scared

03:01 AM Jun 17 2009

Djouzi

Djouzi
Algeria

I know, Bush is the most stupid & rough president ever ruled...

 

and dont be afraid, he willl not kill you

 

I will protect you

08:49 AM May 27 2009

johny_snooch
United States

Ah a breath of fresh racism,yummy

08:32 AM May 27 2009

Noor-alhalabi
Jordan

Hahaha its a nice laws =]

I like this ... Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Absolutely =]

08:18 AM May 27 2009

ice cold

ice cold
India

hmm may be.....

 

i wil share something i hav read a while ago

 

The Laws of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

 

 

isnt it coolCool

08:08 AM May 27 2009

Noor-alhalabi
Jordan

yup its shameful !

07:55 AM May 27 2009

natour
Jordan

great joke  its reallty no body cares about muslims killing

07:55 AM May 27 2009

natour
Jordan

great joke  its reallty no body cares about muslims killing