For Men Only........ Sorry Girls

To all men out there........here is your revenge for all the bad "Men" jokes.

-How do you know when a women is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with " A man once told me ......"

-I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her.

-Marriage is a 3-ring circus.

Engagment Ring, Wedding Ring, & Suffering

-Our last fight was my fault: my wife asked me "what's on the TV?"

I said " Dust"

-A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive & said." I haven't eaten anything for days"......she looked at him & said" I wish I had your willpower."

-Young Son:" is it true dad, I heared that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her ?"

Dad" That happens in every country son . IN EVERY COUNTRY"

-The most effective way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it once.