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I was helping a patient into the bathroom when the patient exclaimed, "You're not coming in here with me. This is only a one-seater!"

12:55 PM Sep 05 2008 |



and another one…

A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help.
She turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent! Excellent!" said the doctor as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
"I need two copies of that"

12:57 PM Sep 05 2008 |



A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Your Surgery:

Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again…
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

03:17 PM Sep 05 2008 |



Viet Nam


Mickey mouse (or Jerry) has two legs ;)

All ducks have two legs, including Donald Duck =)


03:54 PM Sep 05 2008 |




go to tinchoss blog and you will have more.. :)

06:43 PM Sep 05 2008 |