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Old is when....

manu_wj

manu_wj

Italy


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11:04 PM Dec 18 2009 |

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DaeNg

DaeNg

Thailand

Smile OLD IS WHEN YOU WEREINEFFICIENT FOR  FACULTY AND INTELLECT  . Smile

09:33 AM Dec 19 2009 |

ilona.vienna

China

old is when we are no longer  young.

07:28 AM Dec 24 2009 |

warneryou

China

old is when we are old!very simple silly guy!

07:38 AM Dec 24 2009 |

rose_moon

rose_moon

Oman

old is when we are not trust on ourselves

03:58 PM Dec 24 2009 |

manu_wj

manu_wj

Italy

old is when one feels himself old, even if he's young..

06:26 PM Dec 24 2009 |