Stupid question - smart answer

A kinda old game that we already played here long ago :)

I’d like to revive it now.

One asks something stupid, next answers and posts his/her own question.

Example: Why the Earth is round?

            – Because she is a sister of other planets in Solar system :)

Let’s start.

P.S. Don’t be afraid to ask something stupid, it’s just for fun :)

because she is a wife of father-in-law! :)

Why a 3-year child is able to shout down (to overscream) a noise in an overcrowded restaurant?

that’s what we call confidence which the bigger ones don’t have ;)

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why 2 plus 2 equal to four and why don’t more or less?

hehehe!... because an official wedding is something that is recognized by the laws of a country; and her being the mother of your spouse automatically becomes a motherly figure to you… and by law she’s part of the family whether you like her or not. It’s the law  :  )

Why laughing is so contageous?

snoopy, your answer is very serious :) we’re just kidding here a little ;)

why 2 plus 2 equal to four and why don’t more or less?

because 1 + 1 = 2 :)

Why laughing is so contageous?

it’s like an illness, but a good one :)

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What for a giraffe has a long neck?

 It would be so awkward to wink with mouth and eat with ear ;)

Furthermore two ears are good; one for listening and another one for disregarding trash, while for mouth that would be so disgusting to use same organ for eating and disposing of.  

Thanks God, You are perfect, and so is your design!

Who is the archer of rainbow and where the arrow landed?

Mahtab, answers maybe smart or not very smart, but they must be funny, ‘cause we’re here to have fun learning English or we’re here to learn English to have fun :)

Haha, Saladeen, I think the archer is a giant  (may be a gin or a dragon), he shoot his arrow behind the magical horizon.

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What happens with those, who like eating too much cakes?

Beer belly is the next destination for such fellas ;)

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What’s the use of belly button?

It’s all birds’ fault. They don’t want us to fly, because they’re afraid that we can win them in flying competition :)

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Why the Earth is spinning around?

Because Earth is a big stone, hence its nickname : “The rolling stone”

I try to loosen up a little Eleniya : )

Why do we have goose bumps?

You have it due to fear or cold, or when you are dumbstruck to sudden encounter of something unsual, it can be during feelings of astonishment or shock; at that moment you can watch every pore of your skin swollen like pimple, although at that moment you can’t speak properly due to feeling of awe. This kind of bumpy condition is caused by contraction of the muscles, at the base of hair follicles … but I don’t know wheather this condition is native to children or not    

Why did the early bird catches the worm?