jokes in english

anybody knows funny stories in english?

why are you here?

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ty nu pogodi i have laughed very much:D

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?    
If it is true that we are here to help others, fhen what exactly are the others here for?
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
Birthdays are good for you-the more you have the longer you live.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

oooooh, it's a sad vision of life, verry sad…. nu pogodi

god created differences, should we accept this differences and live with this together, or should we refuses it and try to change it? at what price ?.

if u louk at the humans u will see that we are so Infinitesimal, Insignificant.

i will give u an arabic poem" smile to the life, life will smiles to you" just do it and tell me … what have changed.

hey mmemoo that was horrible!

hey… bien! you make me roll on the floor laughing! stop it!

brouhahahaha!!! 

hahaha! bien… your crazy! (ooppss sorry) ..this topic is still surviving huh! well nice shot xenan.

hey.. xenan if you will ever drop by today , can you please join now?.. coz I'm really curious to your identity.. ok? 

creativity at it's best,hey guys i laughed till i coudn't hold it anymore,you are really rocking may be next i will compose mine through whatever words you have used.keep it up guys!