Candy's world

firstly.i apologize for my lose words that write three stories everday.i want  not to say any reasons.because it is a excuse for any expanation.

the first : a cow or a horse

a visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions.he pointed to an annimal in the field."why that cow doesn't have any horns."he wanted to know.

"well" said the farmer."there are three reasons that why the cow may not have any horns.some cows are born without horns;some cows lose their horns if they are sick.and i cut the horns of some cows to keep them from hurting the persons.but the reason why that cow doesn't have any horns that that cow is a horse."

the second:to ask for leave

"do you want another day off"snorted the office manager to the clerk.i'm anxouse to hear what excuse you have this time.you have been off for your grandfather's fannural four times already."

"this time my grandma married again." replied the clerk.

the third:do me a favour

a machanic was very busy when i took my car in for repairs.so i setteled down in the waiting room with a book i'd brought along.the machinic was in and out answing calls.at one pointed he stopted and looked at me"would you do me a favour and fliped back some pages when someone comes in.that way it won't looked as if you stay here all the day."

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continue

Dragon Boat Festival that is the tradition festival of China will be coming.so many friends are in vacation.but my stoy doesn't free day ,it will be continue.i hope everyone happiness in the festival because of  my stories

the first: money refund

a couple took their three-month-old son to the movies with them.on the way ,the usther said they'd have to leave if the baby cried.

"but we will refund you money."he added.

after watching the movie for half an hour ,the husband tuned to the wife"well ,what do you think?"the husband said.

"it is the worst thing i've ever seen."the wife replied

"same here"he agreed"shake little Tom"

the second:they already know my name

a yuang boy fell out his bicycal and hurted his head.he was in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.he was a little confused.

"Tell us your name,please"the nurse said.

"Why" asked the boy

"so that we will tell your parents" answered the nurse.

"oh you don't have to do that.they already know my name." the boy said.

the third:who is stupid

a teacher was trying to make use of her pychology courses.she started her class by saying"everyong who thinks you are stupid?stand up."

little Johnny then stood up

the teacher said "do you think you are stupid,Johnny?"

"No,momm,but i hate to see you stand there all by yourself."

NEXT

today is sunday.

the first:we left nothing

Mrs Brown was going out for the day.she locked her house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door :"NOBODY HOME , DON'T LEAVE ANTHING."

When she got back that night.she found her door broken opened and house ransacked.on the note she had left ,she found the following message added:"THANKS WE LEFT NOTHING."

the second:my feet are clean

Mrs Brown was a very tidy person.she just finished cleaning her house thoroughly when she heard her son arriving home from school."don't come into kitchen unless your feet are clean."she shouted

her son is already in the kitchen and shouted back

"my feet are clean.it was my shoes that are dirty."

the third:language

a small cat was taking her kittens for a walk when a large aggressive cat approched them.

"woof!woof!"the small cat shouted and the large cat turned away.

"See how important it is to speak a foreign language freuntly."the cat said to her kittens.