Share ur most humorous joke. :)

Hey Friends,

Hope to hear ur  jokes…

What's an ATTITUTE??

Three Ants saw an elephant coming…

1st Ant: We will kill him…

2nd Ant: We will break his leg…

3rd Ant: Leave him dude, he is alone and we are three so that won't be fair…

An English teacher wrote these words  on the white board: "Woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote:"Woman, without her man, is nothing".

The women wrote:"Woman! without her, man is nothing".

An old drunker, on his deathbed, called his best friend, Jack who was the drunker, to his side.

The old drunker, "I bin saving a bottle of very old whiskey, and when I'm gone I want you to sprinkle it on my grave. Will you do that Jack?

Jack, "Och Aye, but would you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"

A man sat on a train, was chewing gum and starring vacantly into space; when suddenly the old lady who was sitting opposite him said, "It's not good that you are talking to me, young man. I'm stone deaf!"

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That was Funny…
Heheheheehehehehhe
Keep it COMING

Hey Loony, did you enjoy them? Wish that they would make you smile and happy. Here is another story:

Jack was more than a little annoyed when a neighbour telephoned at 3 a.m. and complained, “Your dog is barking so loudly that I can’t sleep”. The neighbour hung up before he could protest. (hung up = put down)

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Oh yes im ENJOYING them so MUCH
Thanks aloooooot
U keep on making me SMILE hehehehehehhehe
THx :)

Loony, this is special for you:

Jack had a very good season the year before and had moved to a very high-class neighbourhood. One night, while entertaining , the guests spoke of MOZART.

“Oh, yes”, promptly said Mrs. Jack, “I saw him on the number five bus with his wife. They are going down to the beach”.

There was an embarassing silence and finally the guests left.

“Haven’t I told you when you don’t know what you’re talking about; to keep your big mouth shut?” yelled Jack.

“But what did I say was wrong?”, cried the protesting wife as she dabbed away a tear.

“Look, stupid”, he replied. “You’ve been long enough to know that number five bus does not go down to the beach”.

one teacher was explaining a chemistry class about the water ..

he told his students that the water is composed of ( H2O)

after the lecture he told one of his students same question

( what does the water contain of ? )

the student ansewred : It composed oF ( H I J K L M N O )

the teacher surprised !! why did you say that ??

the student : b coz u told us b4 It contains of H to O

loooool ..

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nugroho THX alot for the JOKE its GREAT
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U have a nice JOKES there hehehehehehehehehhe

  Very good ones!! Let's see if you have fun with this…

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."