saeed
Iran, Islamic Republic Of
August 16, 2013
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut !
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet !
Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number .
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul not a POPE. I?m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I?m Mary, not a VIRGIN .
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids .
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr .
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it ."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created !
Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us .
They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now !
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it .
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision ...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving !
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
July 29, 2013
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so !!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand ...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault !
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend !!
Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece *
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door .
SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created !
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell ?
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills !!
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part ?
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr .
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one !
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain .
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain
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July 27, 2013
in the name of god
honestly being under a hot sun is really hard.especially when u must only writte. believe me. i m just saying this in trustworthy.
someone ask me" hay saeed . how do u writte notes and stories easily ? i don t know why , but as i always want to make some story, it being really rude"
and i think i d better answer him here, coz someone ask me too in this subject.
listen guys, if u want to writte, u must spend a lot of time for rewritte it.sometimes i revision more than 10 times only on a little short filmscript.u must practice and practice.beside u need some guid books to read about some role.
about role, for example in iran , we have a role, that we call "sight of veiw" it maybe from protagunist or from 3th person.it is diffrence.u must buy some book for studying this kind of role.
writters has a really hard job, beside the money they earn is so ignominious.in another word, u work all of ur day, and at all you see ur pocket have only space.so if u think this job as a income source, u d better forget it. it is good for someone who want s to be famouse or want s to have influence on society.
