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Iran, Islamic Republic Of

August 16, 2013

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut !
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet !
Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number .
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART  
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul not a POPE. I?m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I?m Mary, not a VIRGIN .
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids .
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr .
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it ."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created !
Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message  However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us .
They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now !
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it .
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision ...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving !
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

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