one day, three stories(continue)

today , I will give an account of human, substance and spirit.Sometimes everthing is going as you think.

the first: a umbrella

a gentelman  staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,he put on the handle a card on which was written:"this umbrella is belonged to a man who can lift up a hundred pounds.i shall be back in ten minutes." But when he came back ,he found ,insteading of his umbrella ,another card on which was written:"the card is belonged to a man who can run ten miles in an hour.i shall not come back."

the second:brave and brainy

the woman looked at him doubelfully after proposal.

"the man i marry" she said"must be both brave and brainy."

"Well" he declared"i think i lay just claim to be both"

"i admit you are brave" she responded"you saved my life when our boat upset in the other day.but that was not brainy.was it"

"it certainly was" he retored "i made the boat upset in purpose.

the third: a mean friend

Marry was meeting her friend,Shiera, who was incredibly mean person.

"how are things with you？then i 'm short of some money this days.if only i get ten pence from the man who ask me marry to him."

"well,then you just might be able to pay for your own coffee

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